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FRIENDS ONLY [Dec. 9th, 2030|05:04 pm]
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[WHERE I'M AT |with Die ♥♥]
[HOW I'M FEELIN | bouncy]
[TUNEZZ |Kagerou - Zetsubou Ni Sayonara]



FRIENDS ONLYY BITCHEZZ
COMMENT HERE IF YOU WANNA BE ADDED

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ALEX IS A PEDO [Oct. 4th, 2009|04:17 am]
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SO GAIZ IF YEW DIDNT KNOW I'M IN LIKE WITH [info]kyosmashAND SINCE HES A PEDO HE WANTS TO LICK MY PUSSY
AND TO GET TO THE POINT OF THIS POST, IM GOING OUT WITH HIM. YEAH

EDIT: MY EX LEFT ME A VOICEMAIL SAYING "YOUR A STUPID WHORE, GO FUCK YOURSELF" NIGGA PLZ, SHES SO JEALOUS
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HOLY FUCK DIR EN GREY [Sep. 22nd, 2009|04:38 pm]
I HAD A SHITTY DAY/NIGHT LAST NIGHT SO SEEING THAT DIRU POSTED TOUR DATES MADE MAH DAY. 8D
OMAIGAWD I WANNA GO TO 2 SHOWS NOT JUST 1. FAWK
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I LOVE CREEPING ON CREEPS [Sep. 7th, 2009|09:18 pm]
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[TUNEZZ |Alien Vampires - Footjob Addiction]

( SO IMA DICK )
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(no subject) [Aug. 10th, 2009|11:50 am]
Since when was Jasmine You sick? LOL, I feel like a bad fan for not knowing. So for me, just like out of nowhere he died.
I really hope Versailles dosen't disband, even though i'm sure its hard on everyone.
R.I.P Jasmine
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FUCK YEAH [Aug. 6th, 2009|10:43 pm]
[TUNEZZ |SYSTEM OF A DOWN - PRISON SONG]


I Saw TONY THE TIGER Kissing Santa Claus

KYO woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one SEXYLICIOUS box that looked like a YOSHIKIS LEOPARD PRINT THONG.

Then KYO noticed that TONY THE TIGER was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

KYO thought that he would surprise TONY THE TIGER. Maybe even sneak up behind him and RICK ROLL him on his CREAMY CLITORIS. That always made TONY THE TIGER FUCKED UP.

KYO crept INTENSLY down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its SUGAR HIGH lights, and the presents, heaped up BADLY, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and TONY THE TIGER. Kissing someone.

KYO was so angry, he picked up a TITOS MANBOOBS from a table and threw it VULGARLY IN YOUR VAGINA.

They both looked around.

"TONY THE TIGER, you CREEPTASTIC PENISAURUS!" KYO yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." KYO looked and then rubbed his BALLZ and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," TONY THE TIGER said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a SKIMPY kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," KYO said SEXCITEDLY. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be ROCK HARD."

That seemed reasonable. KYO went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, LIKE THAT ONE TIME WHEN YOU LOST THE GAME. He made KYO's TONGUE feel all MEXICAN.

"You see?" TONY THE TIGER said HAPPILY and KYO saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUU [Jun. 18th, 2009|12:52 am]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR
Stranger: /b/
You: LOL
Stranger: you lost the game
You: FUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: back to the chubby thread you go
You have disconnected.


BAWWW
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OMG WOW [Jun. 11th, 2009|04:50 pm]
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[HOW I'M FEELIN | crazy]
[TUNEZZ |PLASTIC TREE - GHOST]

OMG LJ QUIT BEING A CUNT AND LET ME PUT THIS UNDER A CUT. :P

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 
Stranger: DO YOU WANT ME?
You: FA SHO
Stranger: DANG.
You: YOU IS TRIFLIN
Stranger: NOO
You: BITCH PLZ
 
You: IF YOU'D LIKE I CAN RUB MAYONAISE ON YOU THEN LICK IT OFF
Stranger: DAYUM
You: TURNS YOU ON RITE
Stranger: SURE DOES
You: CAN WE DO IT IN THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT/
Stranger: THATS A GOOD IDEA
You: MHM BBY
You: YUM YUM
Stranger: >:D
You: I CAN GET IN A HOT AIR BALLON AND ILL BE THERE BY TUESDAY
You: OVER 9000 FT IN THE AIR
Stranger: SURE THING.
Stranger: AT THE POINT WHERE THE AIR PRESSURE WILL BE SO HIGH YOU LOSE YOUR BREATH BE SURE TO THINK ABOUT ME WHILE YOU DIE
You: OF COURSE, BUT I WONT DIE CUZ IM JESUS
Stranger: THATS SEXY
You: YEAH
You: IMMA HO FA SHO
Stranger: YEAH I KNEW THAT
You: ORLY
Stranger: YUP
You: COOL BEANZ
Stranger: WATS YOUR NAME
 
You: MY NAMES MICHAEL
You: HBU
Stranger: TESSA
You: OOH THAT SO SEXY BBY
Stranger: HELLZ YEAH IT IS
You: WILL YOU SCREAM MY NAME?
Stranger: I ALREADY DO EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF THE DAY
You: MHMM I BET YOU DO
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: YOU HAVE FB OR MS?
You: I HAVE FB
Stranger: WAT IS IT?
You: HOLD ON LEMME LOG ON
Stranger: AIITE
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=665015633&ref=profile
You: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1429765452&ref=ts
You: send me a sexy msg
Stranger: omg you look so young O_O
You: i kno but im 15
You: FOR REAL
Stranger: OKAY i believe you
You: DID YOU SEND ME A SEXY MSG?
You: SAY SOMETHING THAT WILL TURN ME ON
You: LIKE TALK ABOUT THE MAYONAISE PLSU
Stranger: YOU MEAN SEND IT TO YOU?
You: ON A MSG FB
You: CUZ THATS ALWAYS NICE
Stranger: ARE YOU GONNA SHOW YOUR FRIENDS?
You: NOT UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO
Stranger: YOUR DECISIONS TO MAKE
You: WELL I WONT TELL THEM CUZ I DONT WANT THEM TO MESS WITH YOU OR ME
Stranger: I DONT CARE IF THEY MESS WITH ME
Stranger: IM OLDER THAN YOU
You: LOL, SO YOU FUCK GOOD WITH THOSE MUSCLES?
Stranger: DUH
You: OH BBY THAT TURNZ ME ON BIG TIME
Stranger: GOOD
You: SO WATCHA DOIN
You: ARE YOU DOIN SOMETHIN SEXXY?
Stranger: NO
You: IM JUST FEELIN AROUND. IM 8.5 INCHES. JUST THOUGHT ID LET YUO KNOW
Stranger: AH SEXAAYY
You: LOL
You: YAYA
You: SO WUTS UR CUP SIZE
Stranger: B D:
You: THATS COOL. I DONT NEED BIG BEWBZ
Stranger: HOEKAY GOOD
You: IS YOU CHERRY POPPED?
Stranger: -____-
You: LOL IT WAS A JOKE
Stranger: ARE YOU ASKING ME IF IM A VIRGIN?
You: WELL YES
Stranger: WELL IM NOT
You: OH, EXPERIENCED
You: NICEEEEE
Stranger: YEAA
You: YOU LIKE DIRTY SANCHEZ?
Stranger: WATS THAT?
You: OH ITS JUST LIKE A FUN SEX GAME
Stranger: XD
You: SO YOU RIKE THIS? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqGsT6VM8Vg
Stranger: I EXPECTED THAT END PART TO HAPPEN
Stranger: BUT STILL SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
You: DID YOU SCREAM?
Stranger: NO BUT I ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHAIR :/
You: OH I LIKE WHEM YOU SCREAM
Stranger: I BERALY EVER SCREAM
You: WELL YOU WILL WHEN I GET TO YOU
Stranger: OH I BET I WILL!
You: LOL
You: SO YOU WANNA CYBER?
Stranger: I HAVE A MAC
You: OH I DONT HAVE WEBCAM
You: I WAS TALKIN BOUT ON HERE
You: TALK DIRTY TO ME
Stranger: YOU CAN DO THE HONOR
You: K
You: I CANT WAIT TO RIP OFF YO CLOTHES AND RUB YO TITTAYS
You: WITH MY JESUS POWERS
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: MORE
You: I WANNA SHOVE MY FIST IN YO FLY TRAP AND I WANT YOU TO SLOBBER ON MY DING DONG
You: YO TURN
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: I CANT THINK
You: I BET YOU HORNY
You: UNF UNF
You: BUT HOSHIT
You: I GOTTA GO TO SOCCER PRACTICE
Stranger: AIITE
 
You: I CANT WAIT TO STUFF YO VAGAINAAAAAA
Stranger: HAVE FUN AT SOCCER PRACTICE! REMEMBER TO REMEMBER ME LOLZ
You: HELLZ YEA I WILL
You: I'LL HAVE A BONER THE WHOLE TIME
Stranger: GOOD
 
You: BYE BITCH
Stranger: BYE FAGGOT
You: IM GONNA THINK OF YOU AND JACK OFF MY 8.5 INCHES BEHIND THE BLEACHERS
Stranger: YOU GO DO THAT
You: I WILL
You have disconnected.

OH [info]kyosmash HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. YOU HAVE TAUGHT ME WELL, KIDDO.
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YO NIGGASS [Jun. 11th, 2009|03:56 pm]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HEYYY HEYYY
Stranger: asl?
You: 20/TRANNY/THE GHETTO
Stranger: cool
Stranger: lets have tranny ghetto sex
You: HELLZ YEA BBY
You: MAKE SURE YOUU BRING THE FRIED CHICKEN
Stranger: I got watermelons as an added bonus
You: OMG AND GRAPE SODA?
Stranger: Purple draank awww hhyyeah
You: VERRY NICE. DOES YOU HAVE CENTIPEDES IN YOUR VAGINA?
Stranger: yep
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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WELL THIS IS AMAZING [Apr. 24th, 2009|09:30 pm]
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[HOW I'M FEELIN | :D]
[TUNEZZ |Sadie - Aka Chouchou]


I did one of those fanfiction maker thing, and hoshit it came out so perfect.
OMG

A Sticky Day To UNF

Pedobear stepped lovely out into the trippy sunshine, and admired Yoshiki's weenis. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a vibrant sight."

Yoshiki climbed off the telitubie and walked loudly across the grass to greet his lover. Pedobear patted Yoshiki on the CAWK and then tried to UNF him drunkly, but without success.

"That's all right," Yoshiki said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not scandalous," Pedobear. "Not as scandalous as the time we UNFED at a GAY BAR."

Yoshiki nodded horibly. "We were ravetastic back in those days."

"Our mouths were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Pedobear said. "Everything seems perverted and fuckable when you're young."

"Of course," Yoshiki said. "But now we're high, we can still have fun. If we go about it stupidly."

"Stupidly?" Pedobear said . "But how?"

"With this," Yoshiki said and held out a skanky creeper. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to UNF."

Pedobear swallowed the creeper at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to UNF stupidly. They UNFED Like a sobbing kyo rolling on the floor. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

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