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Stranger: DO YOU WANT ME?
You: IF YOU'D LIKE I CAN RUB MAYONAISE ON YOU THEN LICK IT OFF You: CAN WE DO IT IN THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT/
Stranger: THATS A GOOD IDEA
You: I CAN GET IN A HOT AIR BALLON AND ILL BE THERE BY TUESDAY
You: OVER 9000 FT IN THE AIR
Stranger: AT THE POINT WHERE THE AIR PRESSURE WILL BE SO HIGH YOU LOSE YOUR BREATH BE SURE TO THINK ABOUT ME WHILE YOU DIE
You: OF COURSE, BUT I WONT DIE CUZ IM JESUS
Stranger: YEAH I KNEW THAT
You: OOH THAT SO SEXY BBY
Stranger: HELLZ YEAH IT IS
You: WILL YOU SCREAM MY NAME?
Stranger: I ALREADY DO EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF THE DAY
Stranger: YOU HAVE FB OR MS?
You: HOLD ON LEMME LOG ON
Stranger: omg you look so young O_O
Stranger: OKAY i believe you
You: DID YOU SEND ME A SEXY MSG?
You: SAY SOMETHING THAT WILL TURN ME ON
You: LIKE TALK ABOUT THE MAYONAISE PLSU
Stranger: YOU MEAN SEND IT TO YOU?
You: CUZ THATS ALWAYS NICE
Stranger: ARE YOU GONNA SHOW YOUR FRIENDS?
You: NOT UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO
Stranger: YOUR DECISIONS TO MAKE
You: WELL I WONT TELL THEM CUZ I DONT WANT THEM TO MESS WITH YOU OR ME
Stranger: I DONT CARE IF THEY MESS WITH ME
Stranger: IM OLDER THAN YOU
You: LOL, SO YOU FUCK GOOD WITH THOSE MUSCLES?
You: OH BBY THAT TURNZ ME ON BIG TIME
You: ARE YOU DOIN SOMETHIN SEXXY?
You: IM JUST FEELIN AROUND. IM 8.5 INCHES. JUST THOUGHT ID LET YUO KNOW
Stranger: AH SEXAAYY
You: LOL
You: THATS COOL. I DONT NEED BIG BEWBZ
You: IS YOU CHERRY POPPED?
Stranger: ARE YOU ASKING ME IF IM A VIRGIN?
You: YOU LIKE DIRTY SANCHEZ?
You: OH ITS JUST LIKE A FUN SEX GAME
Stranger: I EXPECTED THAT END PART TO HAPPEN
Stranger: BUT STILL SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
Stranger: NO BUT I ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHAIR :/
You: OH I LIKE WHEM YOU SCREAM
Stranger: I BERALY EVER SCREAM
You: WELL YOU WILL WHEN I GET TO YOU
Stranger: OH I BET I WILL!
You: OH I DONT HAVE WEBCAM
You: I WAS TALKIN BOUT ON HERE
Stranger: YOU CAN DO THE HONOR
You: I CANT WAIT TO RIP OFF YO CLOTHES AND RUB YO TITTAYS
You: WITH MY JESUS POWERS
You: I WANNA SHOVE MY FIST IN YO FLY TRAP AND I WANT YOU TO SLOBBER ON MY DING DONG
You: I GOTTA GO TO SOCCER PRACTICE
You: I CANT WAIT TO STUFF YO VAGAINAAAAAA
Stranger: HAVE FUN AT SOCCER PRACTICE! REMEMBER TO REMEMBER ME LOLZ You: I'LL HAVE A BONER THE WHOLE TIME
You: IM GONNA THINK OF YOU AND JACK OFF MY 8.5 INCHES BEHIND THE BLEACHERS
You: I WILL
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